Being in a long-distance relationship can be tough, but that doesn’t mean flirting has to stop. The right message can make him smile, laugh, and remind him how much he misses you.
I’ve put together some fun and flirty texts to keep the spark alive, no matter how far apart you are. These messages are playful, lighthearted, and just the right mix of sweet and teasing.
Pick your favorites, make them your own, and keep the fun going. After all, a little flirting can go a long way in making the distance feel smaller!
Flirty Texts to Make Him Laugh
Alright girl, here are some of the cutest, flirtiest texts guaranteed to make your long-distance boyfriend smile. I had so much fun crafting these, and honestly, I might just steal a few for myself later—no shame! 😂
You should do the same. Bookmark this post so you can come back anytime for fresh ideas. Enjoy and happy texting! 💕
1. “I was going to send you a cute selfie, but I didn’t want you to get distracted from whatever important thing you’re pretending to do.”
This keeps it flirty and fun while teasing him a little. Now he’s curious about that selfie.
2. “Are you sure you’re real? Because I’m starting to think you’re just a really good-looking AI programmed to make me miss you.”
A funny way to let him know you’re thinking about him while making him feel like he’s irresistible.
3. “If I had a dollar for every time I thought about you today, I’d have enough to book a flight to see you right now.”
This turns missing him into something playful while dropping a little hint about a visit.
4. “I have a question. If I steal your hoodie next time we see each other, do I legally have to give it back, or is that now my property?”
This sets up a fun, flirty conversation about future meetups and cute relationship habits.
5. “Wanna hear something unfair? My pillow gets to be close to me every night, and you don’t.”
This one is cute, funny, and might make him just a little jealous of your pillow.
6. “I was going to send you a good morning text, but I figured you’d rather wake up to a message from your second favorite person after me.”
A confident and funny way to let him know you should be at the top of his list.
7. “I think my phone is broken. It’s not showing a notification from you telling me how much you miss me.”
A playful way to call him out for not texting first while making him smile.
8. “If we were in the same city right now, what’s the first thing you’d do? And why is the answer ‘drop everything to see me’?”
This gets him thinking about being with you while keeping things flirty and fun.
9. “I have a serious problem. Every time I look at my phone, I check for your messages first. Please advise.”
A fun way to tell him he’s always on your mind without making it too serious.
10. “I think my WiFi is acting up, because I can’t seem to download your hugs and kisses from here.”
This is a cute and funny way to acknowledge the distance while making him feel special.
11. “I think my heart is malfunctioning. It skips a beat every time your name pops up on my phone.”
A cute and funny way to tell him you’re excited every time he messages. Plus, it keeps the flirty vibes going.
12. “I just Googled ‘how to teleport to my boyfriend’ and I’m deeply disappointed in technology right now.”
A fun way to let him know you wish you were together, while also making him laugh at how unfair long-distance can be.
13. “I had a dream last night that we were together. Now I’m mad at reality for not keeping up.”
This keeps things romantic but also flirty, since it makes him curious about the dream.
14. “I was going to send you a voice note, but then I realized my voice is probably too cute for you to handle right now.”
A playful way to tease him while making him wish he could hear your voice.
15. “My bed feels way too big without you here. Solution: You should come fix this problem immediately.”
A little flirty, a little suggestive, and definitely a message that will keep him thinking about you.
16. “You should consider yourself lucky. I only lose sleep over very important things… like thinking about you.”
This is a sweet and teasing way to let him know you miss him without making it too serious.
17. “If texting you burned calories, I’d have abs by now.”
A lighthearted and fun way to say that you can’t stop talking to him.
18. “I just saw a couple holding hands, and now I’m jealous. So, when are we fixing this distance issue?”
This is perfect for playfully hinting at when you’ll see each other next.
19. “I bet you smiled when you saw my message. If you didn’t, go back and read it again until you do.”
This one is bold and flirty while making him realize just how much you brighten his day.
20. “I know I should be working right now, but then I thought, ‘flirting with you is a much better use of my time.’”
A fun way to tell him that he’s your favorite distraction, and who doesn’t love that?
21. “I was going to be productive today, but then I started thinking about you. So here I am, completely distracted. Hope you’re happy.”
This one is lighthearted and sweet while also letting him know he’s taking up space in your mind (which he will love).
22. “I think my phone has a glitch. Every time I check it, I keep hoping to see a message from you. Weird, right?”
A cute way to say you’re thinking about him without being too serious. Bonus points if he plays along.
23. “You’re basically my favorite hobby at this point. Who needs TV when I have our texts?”
This is great if you want to make him feel like your priority without making it sound too intense. Plus, it sets up a fun, flirty vibe.
24. “I feel like if I stare at my screen long enough, you’ll magically appear. Science should really get on this whole teleportation thing.”
Funny and relatable, this makes him laugh while reminding him that you miss him.
25. “I think we should both stop pretending we are fine with this distance. When are we planning our ‘accidental’ run-in at an airport?”
This is a fun way to bring up seeing each other without sounding needy. Playful pressure is the best kind of pressure.
26. “I just saw the cutest couple walking by holding hands. Don’t worry, I glared at them for us.”
Perfect if you want to keep things flirty but also poke fun at how unfair long-distance can be.
27. “I’m officially filing a complaint. My personal cuddler is unavailable, and it’s unacceptable. When will you be fixing this issue?”
A funny way to hint that you miss his presence while keeping things fun.
28. “Just so you know, every time we text, my brain automatically reads your messages in the most attractive voice possible.”
This adds a little flirtation and makes him think about how much you enjoy talking to him.
29. “If missing you were an Olympic sport, I’d have more gold medals than Michael Phelps by now.”
Funny, over-the-top, and sweet all at once. It’s guaranteed to make him smile.
30. “I know we’re miles apart, but I still fully expect you to keep up with your job as my personal hype man. Compliment me. Now.”
A great way to turn the tables and get him to flirt back. It also keeps the banter alive and fun.
Keep the Flirty Energy Going
Long-distance relationships come with their challenges, but a little playful flirting can make the miles between you feel smaller. The right text at the right moment can brighten his day, make him laugh, and remind him just how much you care.
So, don’t be shy—send that message, tease him a little, and keep the fun alive. Love isn’t just about grand gestures, it’s about the little moments that keep you connected.
Looking for more ways to keep things flirty and fun? Check out Best Replies to “Do You Love Me?” and Flirty Texts to Make a Guy Laugh (For Dating Apps) for even more ideas!
