Wednesdays. That awkward midpoint of the week—too far from Monday’s fresh start to feel productive, yet still not close enough to Friday’s sweet relief.
But maybe it’s time we give Wednesdays a little more credit.
Why?
Because with the right mindset (and maybe a strong coffee in hand), Wednesdays can be pretty great.
And what better way to get through the day than with a mix of funny, uplifting, and downright relatable quotes?
Here’s the deal:
- These quotes are perfect for adding some humor to your work chats or brightening up your social media posts.
- Whether you’re dragging yourself through hump day or totally crushing it, there’s a little something here for everyone.
- Oh, and if nothing else, they might just make you laugh—and who doesn’t need that midweek?
Ready to give Wednesday the love it deserves?
Let’s dive in! 🌟
Positive and Funny Wednesday Quotes
Okay, here we are! Below, I’ve put together (with a little help, of course) some of the best funny and positive Wednesday quotes.
You can right-click to copy and use them however you like, or just highlight the quote and copy it to your clipboard in a snap.
By the way, I’ve also written a totally unique post with lots of inspirational Wednesday quotes—feel free to check it out if you’re in need of more midweek motivation!
Now, scroll down, pick your favorite, and let the midweek magic begin! 🎉
1. “Wednesday is like the middle child of the week – not as loved as the weekend, but still pretty cool.”
This one is a relatable gem. Middle child energy? Totally underrated! It’s perfect for those who see Wednesday as the unsung hero of the week. I’d use it to add some humor to a work chat or post it with a funny “middle child” meme.
2. “Hump day? More like bump day ’cause we’re gonna bump up our productivity and crush it!”
This is for the go-getters out there. It’s light, motivating, and just cheeky enough to make you smile while tackling your to-do list. I think it’s a great caption for sharing your midweek grind on social media.
3. “It’s Wednesday, my dudes. Time to get our sht together and make it happen.”
This quote is no-nonsense and straight to the point.
I love how it combines humor with a kick of motivation. If you’re feeling a little sluggish, this one might just light a fire under you (in the funniest way).
4. “Wednesdays are like a breath of fresh air – not quite Friday, but hey, we’re getting there!”
It’s all about perspective, right? This one has an uplifting vibe, perfect for reminding yourself (or others) that the weekend is within reach. Pair it with a scenic photo for extra feel-good energy.
5. “You know what they say: when life gives you Wednesdays, make Wednesday-ade!”
Classic wordplay for the win. This quote adds a little silliness to the midweek blues.
It’s ideal for lightening the mood in a group chat or even printing on a coffee mug for your work desk.
6. “Happy ‘day that shall not be named’ between Tuesday and Thursday!”
This one cracks me up because it feels like something a sarcastic best friend would say.
It’s great for those who like to poke fun at how Wednesdays seem to just “exist.” Perfect for a text to someone who shares your midweek humor.
7. “Alexa, play ‘Waiting for the Weekend’ by Jordan Reddington. It’s Wednesday mood time!”
This is for the music lovers counting down the days. I love how it sets a scene—you can almost hear the playlist kick off. It’s a fun way to start a midweek playlist or share your Wednesday vibes online.
8. “Wednesday: because Mondays and Tuesdays are just too mainstream.”
If you’ve got a quirky sense of humor, this one’s for you. It makes Wednesday feel a little edgier, doesn’t it? Definitely post-worthy for a “hipster” spin on hump day.
9. “Forget Taco Tuesday, it’s all about Waffle Wednesday!”
This is gold for foodies. It’s playful, it’s tasty, and it’s just the kind of midweek pick-me-up we all need. Honestly, why not start a Waffle Wednesday tradition?
10. “Wednesdays are like the Ryan Gosling of weekdays – not everyone’s favorite, but still pretty darn attractive.”
I mean, who doesn’t love a little Ryan Gosling humor? It’s lighthearted and cheeky, great for spicing up a dull Wednesday morning.
Just don’t forget to share it with that one friend who’s obsessed with Gosling.
11. “It’s not just a day, it’s an attitude: Wednesday Warrior mode, activated!”
This one is all about mindset. It’s got a subtle “power through” vibe while staying fun. Use it to motivate yourself or your team to tackle Wednesday like the champs you are.
12. “Keep calm, it’s hump day! Wait, that sounded way better in my head…”
A little awkward, a little funny—this one has real-life energy written all over it. It’s perfect for sending to your work buddies when you’re all dragging through the day.
13. “Wednesday is the perfect day to recharge your batteries – by watching cat videos on YouTube, obviously.”
Let’s be honest, sometimes all you need is a little laughter therapy. I love how this gives permission to take a breather. It’s a great caption if you’re sharing something lighthearted.
14. “Guess what day it is? It’s ‘let’s make today better than yesterday’ day, aka Wednesday!”
This one is for the optimists. It’s simple but motivating, reminding us to aim for small wins. I’d use this to sprinkle a little positivity in a group chat or email.
15. “Wednesday wisdom: the only way to get through the week is one day at a time, and a whole lot of coffee.”
This hits close to home for caffeine lovers. I like how it blends humor and relatability—because honestly, what’s Wednesday without coffee?
Perfect for sharing alongside your midweek latte pic.
16. “Wednesday is like the awkward middle seat on a plane – not ideal, but hey, at least you’re going somewhere!”
I love how this one highlights the reality of Wednesdays—it’s not glamorous, but it’s part of the journey.
Share it with your coworkers to get a laugh during those midweek struggles. Have you ever sat in the middle seat and just thought, “Yep, this is Wednesday energy”?
17. “Wednesdays are like a mullet: business in the front, party in the back. Except the party is just more work, and the mullet is a bad haircut.”
This one has peak chaotic humor. It’s perfect for anyone who loves poking fun at the sheer absurdity of midweek life. Pair it with a throwback photo of a bad haircut for some extra laughs—everyone has one of those pictures, right?
18. “Happy Wednesday! May your coffee be strong, your to-do list be short, and your memes be dank.”
This is a modern vibe for those who live off caffeine and internet humor. I’d send this in a group chat with a fresh meme attached. Nothing says “we’re getting through this” like a good laugh and some solid coffee.
19. “It’s Wednesday, which means we’re one step closer to the weekend. And by ‘step,’ I mean ‘crawl through a river of paperwork.'”
This one hits close to home for anyone buried in tasks. It’s painfully relatable, but the humor lightens the mood. Drop this in a work email to add some levity—it’s bound to get a few knowing chuckles.
20. “Wednesday: the day when you realize you’ve already used up all your good jokes on Monday and Tuesday.”
If you’re the designated jokester in your group, this one’s for you. It’s funny because it’s true—by Wednesday, the humor reserves are running low. Share it as a caption for a tired-but-trying selfie.
21. “Roses are red, violets are blue, it’s Wednesday again, and I need a drink or two!”
This playful spin on a classic poem is just what you need to share with friends who appreciate a midweek happy hour. It’s short, fun, and relatable—especially if your Wednesday has been a long one.
22. “Ah, Wednesday. The day when you start thinking about all the things you should’ve done on Monday and Tuesday.”
This one’s for the procrastinators (no judgment). I think it’s great because it makes light of a universal experience. Share it with your fellow “I’ll do it tomorrow” crew—they’ll definitely relate.
23. “It’s hump day! Time to put on our adult pants and pretend we know what we’re doing.”
This perfectly sums up that midweek mix of chaos and determination. It’s great for anyone juggling responsibilities. Pair it with a meme about “adulting” for a lighthearted midweek pick-me-up.
24. “Wednesday is like the middle piece of bread in a sandwich – not the most exciting, but it holds everything together.”
This one feels unexpectedly wholesome. It’s a gentle reminder that even the mundane parts of life are important. Share it with someone who might need a little encouragement to push through the week.
25. “Welcome to Wednesday: the day when your brain goes on vacation, but your body has to stay at work.”
This is a mood, right? It’s perfect for anyone who’s mentally checked out but physically present. Send it in a group chat when you’re all struggling to focus—it’ll get a few laughs for sure.
26. “Plot twist: Wednesday is actually the VIP section of the week – fewer people, better vibes, and zero Monday energy!”
This one flips the usual Wednesday narrative on its head. It’s perfect for anyone who thrives on a quieter, low-key vibe.
I’d use it as a midweek Instagram caption, maybe with a pic of your chill workspace or a cozy coffee moment.
27. “They call it ‘Hump Day’ but I’m calling it ‘Watch me crush this day like a boss’ Day!”
This is the kind of quote that gives off power vibes. It’s motivating without being too serious, which is exactly the energy you need to get through the middle of the week.
It’s a great one to share with your work crew or post as a little self-pep talk.
28. “Wednesday’s got that middle child energy – not as dramatic as Monday, not as hyped as Friday, just vibing in its own awesome lane.”
This feels like a big hug for anyone who loves staying in their own lane. It’s laid-back but still has personality, making it a fun message for a friend who’s all about just cruising through life.
29. “Congratulations! You’ve made it to Wednesday, where the coffee is strong and your determination is stronger (mostly because of the coffee).”
This one is a caffeine-fueled truth bomb. If your midweek survival strategy involves a latte or two, this is your go-to line.
Text it to a coffee-loving buddy for a good laugh (and maybe an invite for a coffee run).
30. “Wednesday is basically the moment in every superhero movie where the main character discovers their powers. Time to shine!”
I love how this makes Wednesday feel exciting and empowering. It’s a great quote to remind yourself—or someone else—that even ordinary days can have extraordinary moments.
Who doesn’t love a good superhero metaphor?
31. “Breaking news: Wednesday caught wearing Friday’s clothes! Seriously though, why wait for the weekend to be amazing?”
This quote has big “live in the moment” energy. It’s fun, unexpected, and encourages you to treat every day like it’s special. I’d pair it with a “random act of fun” like grabbing ice cream after work.
32. “Wednesday is like that friend who brings snacks to the study session – not the star of the show, but definitely the MVP!”
This one is wholesome and relatable. Everyone loves a snack-bringer, right? Use it to brighten someone’s day, or as a reminder to treat yourself to something small that brings joy.
33. “My Wednesday motto: Less ‘ugh’ more ‘yeah!’ Also, where did I put my coffee?”
This one’s all about flipping your perspective. It’s casual, funny, and relatable—because, honestly, where is that coffee? Share it in a group chat to spread some midweek cheer.
34. “Wednesday’s giving main character energy today, and I’m totally here for it!”
Sometimes you need to hype up the day (and yourself). This quote is perfect for that “I’ve got this” feeling—whether it’s a big presentation or just a regular workday. Post it with a confidence-boosting selfie.
35. “Proof that Wednesday is awesome: it’s the only day that starts with ‘We’ – and we’re crushing it!”
This one’s a team spirit classic. It’s great for sharing in a work email or group project to remind everyone you’re in it together. Plus, it’s got that feel-good vibe we all need midweek.
36. “Wednesday is just Tuesday with a better attitude and Friday’s phone number.”
This quote oozes sass. It’s perfect for anyone who loves a little midweek banter. Use it in a text or post it with a “bring on the weekend” meme for maximum effect.
37. “Plot twist: Wednesday isn’t the middle of the week, it’s the preview of how awesome the rest of your week’s gonna be!”
This feels like the optimistic pep talk we all need. It’s hopeful without being cheesy, which makes it ideal for kicking off your midweek to-do list. Share it with someone who could use a boost.
38. “Wednesday’s serving fresh vibes and zero pressure to be perfect – we love a chill queen!”
Sometimes you just need to let go of the stress and embrace the day. This quote is perfect for those laid-back Wednesdays where you’re just rolling with it.
39. “Who needs TGIF when you’ve got Wednesday giving ‘This Is Gonna Be Epic’ energy?”
I love how this one reframes the week. It’s playful, motivating, and a reminder to find joy in the now. Use it to hype up plans that aren’t waiting for Friday.
40. “Wednesday’s like that surprise extra fry at the bottom of the bag – not expected, but totally makes your day!”
This one’s pure feel-good energy. It’s perfect for those unexpected wins that make Wednesdays worth it—like finishing a project early or discovering leftover snacks.
41. “Today’s forecast: 100% chance of Wednesday with scattered moments of pure awesomeness!”
This one makes me smile because it feels like a weather update for your mood. It’s a great one to share with someone who’s having a tough day, as a little reminder that good moments are always in the forecast.
42. “Wednesday’s got that ‘I woke up like this’ confidence, and honestly? We should all be taking notes!”
This is the ultimate midweek swagger quote. It’s fun, uplifting, and a little bit cheeky—perfect for when you’re feeling yourself or hyping up someone else.
Wrapping Up Your Wednesday with a Smile
So, what’s the verdict—did these quotes bring a little life to your Wednesday?
Whether they made you chuckle, think, or just nod in agreement, I hope they added something special to your day.
Wednesdays don’t have to be the overlooked middle child of the week.
With the right attitude (and maybe one of these quotes), they can be a reason to smile, laugh, or even power through like the rockstar you are.
Now go crush the rest of your week—you’ve got this! 🚀
